Penis fart

a commonly used noun oversaid by stupid teenagers that have nothing else to say or do. Immediate punchline, or punch in the face

PENIS FART
*sockinthejaw*

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

Penis Wrinkle

Reffers to how uncircumsized males' forskin krinkles up at the tip of the penis in a circular shape.

Tommy laughed at Carls little penis wrinkle.

by crackhedwinner February 11, 2010

Castle Penis

This is a penis, that resembles a castle. In some cases, the penis looks SO much like a castle, that normal castle preditors such as Trolls, Orcs, Mutant Nija Warriors, and Dirty Magicians, will attack at site in hopes to take over the castle, and rid it of any prior inhabitants.

Joey, you got a castle penis, you better protect the prince our your through!

by EgonStrangler July 12, 2007

[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011

raw penis

1. Ouch
2. Damn, that sucks
3. Use some lube when you jerk it

I have a raw penis...ouch

by Jezzabelle the 10th January 6, 2008

talking penis

AKA dick head

my husband can be a talking penis

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

PENIS BEAR

Penis bear is a very insulting term used against old people. How ever if you know the old person, penis bear can be an endearing term.

You can insult your grandparents or you can insult old people on the street. For example if you see an old person walking down the street you can say "Hey Penis Bear! shouldn't you be dead by now???" Or "Hey penis bear you are older than dirt"!!! By saying penis bear the elder understands that you are talking to them. However if you know the elder you can use it as an endearing term. For example you can say "Hey Penis Bear how you been?" or "I love you so much my shriveled up old penis bear"

by Joseph Ray July 23, 2007