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brain damage 

your are the definition of brain damage

Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.
I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.
Brain Smog by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022
Brain.lag is a tiktoker that makes everyone cry with their sad bungo stray dogs headcannons/scenarios. brain.lag is very famous. Brain.lag has millions of followers on tiktok (manifesting this)
“Have you seen that new video from brain.lag?”
Yeah, it made me cry”
Brain.lag by MotherKiri April 18, 2022

Brain Awoken 

It’s a word for saying that you are smart and aware what’s going on in the world opposite of brain dead
I’m notbrain dead” I’m brain awoken
Brain Awoken by John46778 May 22, 2022

Brainal Rape 

Studying intensely for long periods of time (especially with a looming deadline or under threat of a teacher/parent/boss), resulting in a temporary but severe decline in mental ability.
"I had to study 10 hours a day for a week and I still barely passed the test. I should report my teacher for Brainal Rape."

Brain Sigh 

When someone watches/reads the news about everything that is happening ALL over the world and their brain decides to have an aneurysm. The brain waves the white flag to surrender with hopes that heaven might be calmer.
My grandma experienced a brain sigh. She was watching the 6 pm news, held her head, and had an aneurysm. The news technically killed her?