boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

by Red's Boy Andy Dufrein December 12, 2011

wet

Brittish slang for annoying people.

Stop being wet bro

kay

by SomeNiggaDownTheBlock September 18, 2021

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Wet Seymore

Wet willy using your toe, or toes.

If you don't quit fuckin' with me, i going to give you a wet Seymore and kick your ass outta bed.

by Jaysbitch May 31, 2013

smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020

wet

Something that is cooler than cool

something that is unique or new to an individual

what happens to something when it becomes clean it gets wet

Guy1:dude check this out this game
guy2:that game is wet

by tomi_the_grey January 30, 2020

wet hammock

When you plank across a hallway like a hammock and your girl sits on top of you while you do the dirty

“what were you guys doing last night?”
“wet hammocking. my whole body hurts”

by wethammocklover69 October 24, 2018