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a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.
"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"
by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017
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Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.
"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"
by jiminyourpants April 21, 2018
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greek potato

A potato you shove into a girl’s rectum that when she clenches her cheeks, turns into mashed potatoes
by Bodacious Bootyhole Bandit December 28, 2017
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goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus
“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
Anonymous
by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018
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brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.
"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."
by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017
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roasted potato

by imweird.com November 17, 2017
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Crotch Potatoe

1. A potatoe chip that has sat in your lap, being covered by fat which you then eat.

2. A lover who does nothing except sit on your crotch or play with it.
1. "Yes, a crotch potatoe!

2. "My girl is such a crotch potatoe."
by ChewyProductions December 5, 2017
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