fingering every pie

Severely misunderstanding 'finger in every pie' and trying to do inappropriate hand-based sexual maneuvers with pastry.

"I'll show you! I'll finger every pie. None of your pies will be left unmolested. Nobody is safe from my fingering every pie."

by DicksAndGiggles May 7, 2022

Boston-cream-pie

The application of semen to a homosexual football player. Most commonly done whilst the victim (Duggy) is sleeping.

Oh shit, our gay friend is sleeping! Let's Boston-cream-pie his ass!

by casadyrules6969696969 May 9, 2022

Erotic pie

A pie that has sexually atractive traits. ( Can be used as a dildo)

"Man that's some erotic pie"
"Yeah man its amazing"

by Swan master January 2, 2017

Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

by Ollieoz June 8, 2019

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

sad mud pie

When u cry all alone in a cemetery for so long the graveyard dort turns to mud.

Bet all the emos make sad mud pies all the time.

by Lanienyone October 18, 2020

cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?

female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you”

by hunter041 August 10, 2021