Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.
Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.
Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to
take your man card off you bruv. LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to
take your man card off you bruv. LOL.
Lee: LOL.
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When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
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2. An excuse to escape everything and drink coffee.
2. An excuse to escape everything and drink coffee.
1. Let’s meet at Starbucks for “coffee giggle time!”
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M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.
S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.
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