Patterson taking a poop.
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2
by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

Good friends talk about there sex lives. Best friends talk about taking a dale.
Live, laugh, take a dale!
I took a dale today!
Coffee makes me dale
Live, laugh, take a dale!
I took a dale today!
Coffee makes me dale
by Imajewmoney December 17, 2020

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!
Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!
Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!
Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!
by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

Taking your partner to the basket clamp her vagina open then slam dunking your size 7 basketball into her intestine, this refer to a male then creating a second vagina in the stomach then fucking it until it stops bleeding
You want to take it to the basket honey.
NO im calling child protection services dad.
taking it to the basket
NO im calling child protection services dad.
taking it to the basket
by Milllard, Jamie (call-Of-Grann March 15, 2021

I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.
Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!
And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
