Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Take a Train

A Term to tell people to go far away, Hence trains go far in a short amount of time.

I ain’t playing no games, with any fame,

Go away Paparazzi, take a train,
I’ll take a picture when I want to,
So everybody, fly away like I said shoo,

by BryanDeeeee February 26, 2021

Gene will take care of it

Telling everyone loudly, in a very confident manner that you are going to take care of a task that will never get done.

Hello! Gene will take care of it. So don't you worry

by Bama Al March 2, 2021

Taking a Wauson

When you’ve been busy all day and finally get to drop a deuce and it smells like hot garbage

Man, i just got done taking a Wauson and it was glorious

by Theogeneshammer March 9, 2021

Taking it to the basket

Taking your partner to the basket clamp her vagina open then slam dunking your size 7 basketball into her intestine, this refer to a male then creating a second vagina in the stomach then fucking it until it stops bleeding

You want to take it to the basket honey.
NO im calling child protection services dad.
taking it to the basket

by Milllard, Jamie (call-Of-Grann March 15, 2021

To take a Theo

Pull a girl in a week, but lose her next week

That girl is out of your league, you are going to take a Theo

by Mydittotoolong April 9, 2021

Take the L

1: A emote on Fortnite which toxic 9 year olds use.
2: (Literally) taking the Chicago "L" train.
3: Accept that you lost.

John: What did Alex do when he failed the school exam?
Zach: He said "I will take the L" and went on the Chicago "L" train.

by StandUserLeon April 15, 2021