Rat Shit

Rat Shit is used to exclaim displeasure or uselessness/exhaustion. It is similar to fuck, in that is can be a Noun and a verb.

"You coming to the Pub? "
"Nah mate, I pulled a double shift and I'm absolutely rat shit."

"What happened to your car?"
"Mate my motor is rat shit, its blown a gasket and leaks so much oil the americans are giving me greedy looks."

"Hey, whats this thing?"

"Mate, that is rat shit. Dont waste your money."

by aussieguy82 August 12, 2020

shit talkie

When someone talks a lot of shit and is full of shit.

Dave talks a lot of shit. He must eat too much shit talkie.

by joppyslow April 8, 2015

Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.

Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Pollishing shit

To attempt to improve something that is really shit.

Guy 1: Dude, if you change the last chord of the bar into an arpeggio, then it will sound soo much better.

Guy 2: Dude the song is crap! Doing that would be like pollishing shit!

by _Jebus_ May 9, 2009

That's that hood shit

Something that's straight hood...

Were you get that juice in the wonton soup cup? That's that hood shit..

by bt3101 December 9, 2016

Random Shit

You see, random shit literally means Random Shit. A random shit on the street is a random shit.

Guy:"Look at that random shit there, is a random shit."

by My10InchHandle January 11, 2023

shit sisters

Two people shit into the same toilet bowl

When the toilet was blocked, Kirsty and Alan had no choice but to become Shit Sisters

by batshitcray September 20, 2016