Blockbuster Syndrome

A disorder characterized by knowing what you want to rent from Blockbuster only when you are in no way planning to, or in no way able to, make a trip to Blockbuster.

Inversely, walking into Blockbuster only to realize that you have no idea what the hell to rent.

The general symptoms of Blockbuster Syndrome may also be seen pertaining to music, clothing stores, and virtually any other consumer outlet.

We walked the four blocks to the video store, only to realize all of us were suffering from a textbook case of Blockbuster Syndrome. It took us about 45 minutes to finally think of a movie to rent.

by Phil G D February 1, 2009

cork syndrome

When peeing for the first time while drinking alcohol will result in cork syndrome, as in Popping a cork on a bottle of liquid. Meaning regular trips to the bathroom thereafter.

After going to the bathroom in the pub then leaving, you may find yourself needing to go again 10 minuets later on the nearest street corner. Alas the downside to cork syndrome!

by luciferuk July 20, 2008

The Abishek Syndrome

When someone thinks they're hot shit and acts like a complete asshole to everyone else.

Yusuf has a great GPA, and now he has the abishek syndrome.

by Gay Boi999 March 24, 2017

Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Syndrome is the current psychosis befalling white America today. Held hostage by "hip-hop" culture and crafty marketing. Liberal democrats throughout the the '70s and '80s sought to create equality between the races. Given power by other wealthy liberals looking to score points to get into heaven, they have given this country away to people who subsist on hand-outs or are not even citizens, they won without a fight. These cultures now hold us hostage in our own country and our daughters are "mudducks" and sons "wiggers". Thanks Democrats, I guess we move to ??? and start over, enjoy your cream colored grandkids your forefathers would be so proud! Guess there's no wrong side of the tracks when you're laying on them.

Hey, look at Sally Albino over there.
Yeah, she just had a new baby.
Another one?
Yeah, fallout from the last gang turf war, this baby's brown.
Yeah, she looks like a chola this week, shaved her eyebrows and everything.
Looks better on her than cornrows.
What's she gonna do when the Asians show up.
Beat's me, Stockholm Syndrome's a bitch.

by Tim O'Reilly September 15, 2008

Down Syndrome

That stage in the night at which you've had too much to drink, partied too hard, danced too much, or drank that one spirit that really puts you on a downer. The syndrome can often be amplified if the patient is going through some sort of trauma or difficulty in his or her (sober) life. The sufferer will also attempt to start deep, meaningful conversations with friends or even unknown passers by, spilling out his or her emotions in an attempt to solve his or her problems. This is usually followed by regret the next morning.
some are more prone than others.

Robert: Hey, why's Joe slumped in his chair, not talking to anyone, on his phone (again)?
Laura: ooohh...yeah I forgot to tell you something about Joe...he's got Down Syndrome. Stay well clear of him.

by joeiles October 18, 2008

kyasurin syndrome

A syndrome which makes you addicted, obsessed with Deidara. If you are affected by it then there is no hope in being cured.

Hey, she has kyasurin syndrome!

Oh, that bish just faps to Deidara all night long!

by Mitileami January 6, 2008

Turtlehead syndrome

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009