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Poopy Face

A person who either figuratively or literally has excrement on their face due to their poor demeanor
Mr Watson is a poopy face
by i am not an animal April 17, 2010
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sun face

The sun face is an expression preformed involuntarily by one who is exposed to sun or other bright light. While subjected to light nature takes over and creates its own version of sunglasses causing the eyes to squint creating a wrinkled chink look. During this deep, intense squint a chain reaction occurs and the performers mouth will unknowingly creep open, and will also fall victim to a curled upper lip and flaring nostrils.
Sun faces are common among people driving in the sun, people waking up in the morning to bright light, and summertime power walkers. Although not confirmed by science the sun face is believed to be an effective form of birth control.
In forgetting his sunglasses in the car Josh was unable to talk to any girls while at the beach due to his hideous sun face.
by Tyler Beckwith April 18, 2008
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Erection Face

When a smelly ugly prostitute looks at your small erection and makes a funny face.
Ben-"That Ugly Smelly Prostitute Gave Me The Erection Face."
Muller-"WOW,You Have A Tiny Penis."
by AsexyPronz April 28, 2008
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Gay Face

when the face of a man totally gives away the fact that he is gay.
person 1: How can she think he likes her?? He has a total case of gay face!

person 2: ya, any bff would totally pick up on the fact that he is gay from just his face!
by E-Jay-Dub February 20, 2010
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Face Fro

A huge, burly, unkept beard worn by a Hipster. It should never be trimmed or manicured in any way. Wherever the hair grows, you let it grow. This includes cheeks, under the chin and the neck if hair follicles exist. A Face Fro can also be worn by a lumber jack, biker or a metal dude.
Girl: WTF is on that guy's face over there?!?!
Girl's friend- Can you even imagine making out with a face fro like that?!
by Brian Thoryk January 28, 2013
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Face Swap

When two people cut the skin of their face off, trade faces, and jizz on eachother's head so that the face will stick.
"Hey man I'm bored"
"Wanna face swap?"
"Sure, where's your exacto knife?"
by crazymanwithdrumsticks January 27, 2010
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suck face

I gave my husband some suck face when I got home from work.
by Amy August 10, 2004
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