Titspert

A male who is an expert at stimulation and pleasuring of female tits.

Carl is a titspert. He’s like a fat kid eating candy when he’s at Hooters.

He really can get me off working my tits. My boyfriend is a real titspert.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

titstraction

What unattractive girls do to try to divert the attention from their ugly face to their chest. Women wear low cut/v cut shirts, push up bras, and lots of cleavage attached to a head/face that looks like its been beaten with an ugly stick.

Joe: Holy cow, that 40 year old looks like she's Pamela Anderson below her neck. Her chest is huge! She's hot!

Mike: Dude, don't fall for the titstraction--her face looks worse than your hairy arse!

by Mikey Mozzeltoff August 12, 2007

titsdrifter

Something which is really cool. It is epic, awesome, and amazing.

"Did you see that guy jump over five crocodiles that were on fire with a bigwheel?" "Yeah, it was titsdrifter."

"dude that guys car is titsdrifter, I wish I had it"

by scottypippin March 8, 2010

Titsticles

The moment when one's nipples are hard.

"Hey John! Your titsticles are obvious through your shirt!"

"My titsticles were hard as ice during the winter
"

by Mr Kudasai November 18, 2019

titsass

The proper pronounciation of the word Tsiatas.

Titsass, you miserable bastard!!!

by Andrine February 21, 2005

titsup

Haywire

After an hour of flying the auto-pilot
went "titsup" and we crashed.

by Ron May 8, 2003

Titsfordinner

Totally awesome beyond definition.

DUDE!!! This weather is titsfordinner!!!

by Castleman May 10, 2011