think-fuck

The act of overanalyzing a decision to the point where all options are overly complicated and useless. All hope of a positive outcome should be abandoned. thought-fucked

We decided to go with the 2-span bridge design last week but you knuckleheads showed up here on a Saturday to think-fuck this design into the oblivion?!?!

by Boxer817 January 2, 2019

test-fuck

To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.

"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"

"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"

"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"

by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012

faculty fuck

When a member of a schools faculty, normally a teacher, has sex with a student. The student receives a faculty fuck

Ryan banged the hot math teacher and in doing so earned his first faculty fuck

by Reginald Pennypincher April 16, 2014

fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

Fuck ‘em

Fuck ‘em

Fuck ‘em bro

by dougscales March 1, 2019

fuck deficit

life is so short,

every day, we go around giving out fucks

you get a fuck, he gets a fuck, she gets a fuck, they get a fuck
now, there are no fucks left

stop caring about what other people think, live for yourself

Man... We running on a fuck deficit

by centralmichigan_drip September 5, 2022

Fuck it Monday

The day of the week where everyone forgets about their worries, doesn’t think about their futures or money problems and can just live in the moment.

Don’t worry about it, it’s fuck it Monday, you can worry about it tomorrow.

by Somedude33 January 4, 2022