Definitions by dougscales

Fuck ‘em

Fuck ‘em by dougscales March 1, 2019

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cock n taters

What the fan blows sweet fairy kisses at

If you've never laid but naked on your bed and let a fan blow sweet fairy kisses on your cock n taters then you haven't lived life.

cock n taters by dougscales May 5, 2018

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Pebster

someone who smells like peb

Damn, Lamron smells like shit today. He's being such a pebster.

Pebster by dougscales December 29, 2017

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jexico

When the Holocaust ended, Mexico split from Jerusalem to form Jexico

jexico by dougscales May 17, 2016

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