Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature

"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

by sahirahbro July 30, 2025

pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.

Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"

by loffdawg November 5, 2013

liar pants

: someone who needs reassurance

: someone who enjoys cheese

: someone who plays chess

Yeah, I broke up Denis he’s a liar pants.

by 343connor January 6, 2025

Pantelis

A superior being that is just better than everyone and everything and always correct. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ you might get blinded trying to talk to him cause of his beauty and never argue with him , he is going to destroy your arguments at sigh

What is this god like being?
He is clearly Pantelis

by Traveller1616 October 6, 2022

Jody Girl Pants

Any type of pants that you would not normally wear, as they are not your style and you would probably make fun of anyone else wearing them, yet you would wear them to impress a girl no matter how stupid they look.

Look at Billy wearing his Jody Girl Pants, he must be going on a date.

by BFBill March 24, 2024

Residual Pants

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.

My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!

by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014

Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.

Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.

by Pete442 June 11, 2018