one-eyed pete 

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now
- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

one-eyed pete by MvHyphy June 14, 2006

Bombastic side eye 

A stupid phrase said by ugly ass bitches who look like the creeper from Minecraft except irl. If said, the person who said it should get a can of beans to the face and then make them sit and watch Cujo 5 times over and over again until they lose it.

Side Eye, Bombastic side eye!
Shut the fuck up.

Bombastic side eye by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023

cow eyes 

an alternative to puppy dog eyes or big sad eyes

lily : damn girl how did you get past your dad in that skirt !?!?

amber : hehe i just said daddy pleaseeeeee and threw him the cow eyes

lily : haha works every time!

cow eyes by baby_jane September 22, 2008

eye liner 

A sexy colored rim added to the eye . Usually black. Punk or gothic people usually wear it.

Billie Joe Armstrong looks fine in eye liner

eye liner by raychull July 17, 2006

eyebrows 

1. A nickname for Charlie Simpson, who used to be in popular-beyond-all-reason boyband-with-guitars from Busted, and is now keeping himself occupied with Fightstar. So named because, well, you guessed it, he has weird , huge eyebrows. They look like Salvador Dali took a huge paintbrush to his forehead and painted two huge black smears at odds with his hair colour for a cheap laugh.

2. Those little thingies that prevent sweat and the rain from getting into your eyes and irratating you horribly.

1. "You know that bloke who used to be in Busted? Charlie?"
"Who, Eyebrows?
"Yeah, him, he's gone all hard and metal in a desperate attempt to win back his credibility, like."
"That'll work. He might as well try striking oil on the bog, that'll be a bit more likely."
"Aye."

Or

"You ever heard of Brigade? Much better than Fightstar."
"Is that Eyebrow's brother's band?"
"Aye."

2. "Wow! What an amazing set of eyebrows!"

eyebrows by Alex Ver 1.0 June 11, 2006

diamond eyes 

A mesmerizing woman that has eyes that can captivate you and render you powerless to her persuasion and charm. Be careful not to look directly into those diamond eyes... That's how she casts her spell.

Wow, I never realized she had those diamond eyes until I talked to her face to face.

diamond eyes by Karma Queen December 2, 2014

shrimp eye 

a fat nasty biker who thinks he's all that and a bag of chips and wears his shades on his fat bald forehead, but who, in reality, is so grotesquely overweight that he can't even open his eyes all the way.

Stripper 1 "Why the hell are you going out with that nasty shrimp eye?"

Stripper 2 "Becuase he's paying for my apartment and I get my crack for free! (snap!)"

shrimp eye by stripper 1 September 8, 2008