When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.
by GayShell January 13, 2024
by Mikeyslime August 05, 2013
Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!
by Louisiana trouser wowser March 29, 2016
More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023
The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.
by martdevitto January 25, 2024
The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?
by assholeripper69 August 13, 2022