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Taking the top left 

The act of becoming the person on the top left of your facebook 'Who's Online' display, hence the person you speak to most on the social network site.
'Me and Miranda have been talking on fb for weeks, I think she's taking the top left!'
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Spin the top 

Adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing Inception and the spinning top.
Matt: Hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol?
Zach: Whoa. Crazy. You really spin the top sometimes man.

Zoe: Wait...Isn't that an Eminem lyric?
Spin the top by mehh? January 27, 2012

Tits and top hats 

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."

Cake On Top Of The Candle 

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

Lil tank top 

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.
I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!
Lil tank top by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016

Rise to the top

Rising to the top of a competitive scene.
Bro, don't try and slow my rise to the top. I'm out here grinding bo3 wagers 24/7.
Rise to the top by Xylonized October 10, 2016