Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

Thanos Person

The Thanos Person is the silly, quirky friend. The Thanos Person doesn't care about the bad stuff happening in the world, they focus ONLY on the positive, and HATE hearing negative stuff. The Thanos Person is funny and has a good sense of humour, and knows things others don't know. The Thanos Person takes 5-7 months to fully forgive you, but 1-3 years if it was a BIG SIN. The Thanos Person sees the world differently from others. They have a different perspective. They are also very friendly and make friends easily, but are sometimes very impatient.

Mira is my Thanos Person

by Candy_Charlie January 13, 2025

White Person

A person that has spilled white paint all over themselves.

Jamal: fuck!
Tyrone: lol u look like a white person
Jamal: ... give me a fucken towel

by Fleurdegonj January 24, 2025

Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Terrible Person

I mean, he wasn't a terrible person until he spoke out against the Jews.

Hym "It looks to me like the Jews are trying to be the morality dictators. So much so that even if you are accosted by the Jews you still have to like the Jews and you aren't allowed to take about what the Jews are doing to you. You're a 'terrible person' if smear you and you point out the fact that the Jews are smearing you. It's your role in society to let the Jews do whatever they want, even if it's TO YOU, up to and including genocide, and the pretend it didn't happen so the Jews don't look bad. That's what being a 'good person' is. Subservience to Jews = Good Person. It's 1=1."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

British Person Paradox

A unique and highly repeatable psychological loop suffered exclusively by Bri’ish_Person, in which exposure to even minimal authority triggers a mental collapse from a functional individual into a paranoid, control-seeking ego case who believes the entire server is centered around him. The condition follows a consistent progression initial humility, growing entitlement, compulsive control, rising paranoia, and finally full power-poisoning before inevitably ending in dishonorable discharge.

Despite multiple prior episodes, the subject displays zero long-term learning and will re-enter the same cycle whenever authority is reintroduced, making BPP effectively incurable.

I think he's suffering from the British Person Paradox

by qwaned February 7, 2026

Unconscious Personality Theory

The view that personality extends below consciousness—that who you are includes aspects of yourself you don't know, can't access, or actively reject. The unconscious personality includes repressed traits (the shadow), disowned emotions, unrealized potentials, and the versions of yourself that could have been but weren't. Integration involves meeting these hidden selves, not as pathology but as neglected dimensions of your whole being. You're more than you think you are, and less in control than you imagine.

Unconscious Personality Theory "You think you're just calm and rational? Unconscious Personality Theory says: somewhere in you is the furious, chaotic, irrational self you've suppressed. It's not gone—it's just unconscious. And it will surface when you least expect it, usually at your loved ones."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026