qwaned's definitions

Owner of MMI

Bakewithme, (16 July 2005–) was a Belgian-born Congolese politician who was the dictator of MMI Headquarters from 2020 to this day. He rose to power as the leader of the MMI Party becoming the chancellor in 2020 and then taking the title of Owner und Reichskanzler in 6/4/2024. His invasion of LSU on 10 October 2024 marked the start of the Second Corruption War. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust: the genocide of about 271 thousand Rebelious MMItopians and millions of other victims.

I am protesting against the Owner of MMI

by qwaned December 10, 2025

Gabbar

A mythical species rumored to dwell in the far corners of India, known for their suspiciously flamboyant gatherings, love for equine animals (sometimes too much), baffling stories and incidents involving underage children and a community spirit that's a little too close. Often described as 93% gay, 5% confused, and 2% donkey whisperer. They're often spotted completely naked near donkeys.

That guy we saw in the lounge last week he was a Gabbar right?

by qwaned July 10, 2025

Vorschlaghammer

the act of rendering the penis useless by crushing it with a sledgehammer

i want to Vorschlaghammer qwaned

by qwaned August 14, 2024

bakewithme

Rose to power after the fall of MMI HQ on 6/4/2024. Promised stability but delivered tyranny. Protected the wealthy and loyal, erased anyone who questioned him. Under his rule, corruption festered and freedom died. Basically, if Orwell and Hitler had a Discord mod baby.

PaxGriefs was the only thing that was keeping bakewithme in check.

by qwaned November 1, 2025

Vibe Protecter

A person that is: stupid, think they're entitled to world protection, send mind-numbing messages with poor grammar to fool the general public while hiding their evil intentions of world domination in the cow dung industry. They think they are the protector's of certain internet communities or the "com" as they put it.

wow gabbar is such a vibe protecter we should kill him and banish him from our community!

by qwaned July 10, 2025

twisted rosing

the act of twisting a person's balls counter clockwise with a mechanical claw while inserting a rose to their urethra

I want to watch the video of Qwaned twisted rosing Alch.

by qwaned September 5, 2024

PaxGriefs

PaxGriefs — On 6/4/2024, declared MMI HQ a threat to society and led a crusade against it. After a long fight in MMI SMP, intercepted HQ systems and launched a missile, destroying MMI HQ in a huge win and bringing liberation. Order later fell to tyrant BakeWithMe, bringing corruption and brutality. In May 2025, qwaned led riots but the land only worsened. PaxGriefs died in July 2025 from a heart attack.

PaxGriefs was a saviour god bless him and may accept him to his heaven

by qwaned August 25, 2025