Good Banana

The ultimate prize for a monke

A monke never gives up on a good banana

by A very silly monke July 29, 2021

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

Fag banana

The yellow bumper protectors meant to be removed from Dodge Chargers

That homo left the fag bananas on his bumper

by Cunt bubble August 3, 2021

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021

Chocolate banana

When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021

ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.

He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.

by Krawar September 4, 2021

Speech Banana

A banana capable of speech (genus musa, capabilty: speech)

Walter: Hey, did you know that a “Speech banana” is a term used to describe the area where most sounds of average conversational speech occur on this graph?

Alfred: Nah, a speech banana is a banana capable of speech.

by Akagami September 29, 2021