Luncheon Meat Truncheon 

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

Luncheon Meat Truncheon by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

Bush Meat 

Meat that is sold illegaly on the black market. Primarily Chimpanzees and Gorillas.

I was walking through the street in India when this old man tried selling me some Bush meat.

Bush Meat by thisisnotmoot March 10, 2011

lunch meat 

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.

Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!

lunch meat by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

off the meat rack 

Something really pimp, cool, tight, sweet.

Scott Wilson's skills are off the meat rack.

off the meat rack by R Sizzle April 25, 2003

loose meat sandwich

A vagina with loose labia that resemble meat in color and texture. Typically roast beef and ham.

She has sex with alot of people. I bet people get lost in her loose meat sandwich!

loose meat sandwich by Bill Transue May 16, 2006

Put The Meat To Her 

To Have Sexual Intercourse

That Girl Is Pretty Fly, I'd Put The Meat To Her

Put The Meat To Her by Kyle September 21, 2004

Grade A Top Choice Meat 

Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.

"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."

Grade A Top Choice Meat by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008