Bird Box

When someone goes outside yet avoids anything and everything. Especially the sun.

I bird boxed on sunday wearing a hat and glasses to the movie theatre.

by breakboy72 January 16, 2019

shot bird

Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.

Naw bro Mike is a shot bird. That's how he hooked up with Bethany

by Whisper crew May 3, 2020

Tyler Bird

A chess player who is known for his Tyler Gambit, he is an awful player at this game and has a peak chess elo of only 300.

"Wow, you played like Tyler Bird that game."

by twoforalex March 6, 2023

shake the bird

Different usage for “ruffle the feathers” or “ruffling my feathers.” Instead of ruffling someone’s feathers, shake the bird

Person A: My mom told me not to ruffle my teacher’s feathers, so instead I’m going to shake the bird

by lunadarlingdaring January 28, 2024

Ohio Bird Bath

The act of having a someone pour 2% milk into their mouth, adding a teaspoon of nesquik, and then proceeding to slowly dip your genitals into their full mouth.

Ally was craving chocolate milk and I was horny so we met in the middle and she agreed to an Ohio Bird Bath.

by Kornchips April 15, 2022

bird

a package containing contraband

I've got them birds flyin in the coop all day. (coop refering to the trunk of a automobile)

by Ryan Lindsey November 15, 2006

Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest

Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld

by EmJayee March 11, 2020