bitch please

expression used when a douche bag says something untrue, unacceptable, or just plain stupid.

"are your titties real?"
"bitch please!"

by Margaret November 17, 2004

bitch nigga

Someone who doesn't ever want to do shit and always complains. That person usually is only part of the group because he drives. He also usually thinks he knows everything, and if you try to disagree with him, you will be called dumb. not to be confused with homo thug.

Its like a disease that it hard to cure.the fda only has one cure for being a bitch nigga, pussy. Even tho weed can also help with the problem.

Ted: Yo lenny you want to go to the club.
Lenny(bitch nigga): Nah
Ted: want to go to this open crib
Lenny: Nah I don't know anyone
Ted: So we can meet some girls.
Lenny: Nah
Teddy: Want to go to a hot poppin bar?
5 minutes later
Lenny: I hate this shit there's never anything to do.
Ted: Damn son yous a bitch nigga

Ex2:
Ted: lenny was a real bitch nigga, till he started gettin some fuckin pussy.

by killaking December 31, 2008

Bitch please

A phrase used to begin sentences, usually by divas. Implies disagreement to the previous sentence.

Bobbi : I can ride camels with two humps.
Shequila : Bitch please, you can't even handle one hump.

by The Man Who Stares At Floats May 3, 2010

Bitch mode

When a woman has reached a breaking point and can no longer continue to be the nice, sweet, tender individual society wants her to be, so she breaks character and decides to stop accepting unfair negativity directed at her. Or, when a woman consistently stands up for herself in the face of negative criticism.

"you're wrong, that's not possible. You must be on you're period or something..."
"...yeah, so, I'm tired of your mansplainig bullshit- I'm turning on bitch mode right now cause I no longer care about how pleasing you find my personality, bye crayola dick!"

by TheSilence89 May 11, 2016

Bitch vs. Whore

The easiest way to figure out if you're getting laid tonight is to determine whether the female in question is a slut or a whore. The difference you ask?...
A whore will sleep with anyone... A bitch will sleep with anyone EXCEPT for you.

Bitch vs. Whore
Whore
Guy #1 "Dude, I shtooked this chick last night after 5 minutes at the party!"
Guy #2 "What a whore... you should get tested..."

Bitch
Guy #1 "Dude, I tried to get with this chick but she rejected my ass... Then i came back later and she was getting a train run on her by everyone!"
Guy #2 "What a bitch... Haha."

by Whore Finder USA, CA Division March 30, 2009

bitch men

A bitch man is an effeminate, servile husband or boyfriend that takes all the crap his bitchwife wants to throw his way. Pussy whipped husbands, more than willing to be abused by their bitchmistress.

I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

bitch boy

a boy that is "soft", or in other words, a little baby. like a little baby boy. AKA carlo.

"oh there's bitch boy!"
"bitch boy? you mean carlo?!"

by ohheythereheheheee March 30, 2009