The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

Dingbat David

A man who is an absolute goofball who is shorter than the definition of short and is weirdly into anal sexual intercourse.

That guy across the table is such a Dingbat David stay away from him.

by Christopher Columbus the XXXIV December 5, 2025

Benjamin David

Benjamin David
noun | ben-juh-min day-vid
A living testament to love and strength: quiet yet resolute, tender yet steadfast, a mountain soul whose gaze and heart reflect both courage and warmth. One whose life is a gift to all who know him.

“Meeting him was like discovering a Benjamin David — calm, strong, and so impossibly kind that I couldn’t resist the urge to massage his back every night.”

by Lunaleche<3 December 24, 2025

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Doing a David

When somebody kicks a ball over a very tall fence several times per game

David is doing a David every Tuesday...

by TNF Definitions April 15, 2024

David Copperfield

A one night stand where one person leaves immediately afterwards and you never speak to them again.

"Once the final act was over he found his partner had disappeared. She had pulled a David Copperfield"

by Smudgegirl April 17, 2024