Hostage

A girl you would fuck but she has an ugly face. Hence, you would fuck her with a bag over her head, like a hostage.

Shawty in the corner got a fatass and thighs but she high key a hostage. I’d definitely still hit it from the back doe.

by Gustav and Cole March 31, 2025

hossible

A possible future event that has horrific consequences.

"Do you think she'll find out it was me who did that to her dog?"
"Dunno man, it's hossible."

by mrlankytoe April 18, 2025

hospicetality

Welcoming/attentive treatment from assisted-living caretakers.

We're taught to respect our elders, so that should include providing exceptional hospicetality when necessary.

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

hospitallyty

"Quid pro quo" helpfulness/attentiveness, whereby yer host is a real bean-counter when it comes to wanting to be equivalently reimbursed for each and every fiddly little inconvenience or effort dat he has to endure on yer behalf.

Red Green recommends dat you actively/consciously avoid getting obligated to any of your macho buddies by partaking of favors or assistance from them dat they would view as "hospitallyty", and then try to guilt-trip YOU into doing an at-least-equal favor for THEM in return.

by QuacksO April 28, 2025

hospitalitarian

Basically Whitney’s dream job. All she wants to do is take care of people and make sure they are comfortable, having a good time, and a memorable experience

Whitney is the absolute best (and probably only) hospitalitarian ever

by Mlock77 May 1, 2025

Hostage

I told you that if you stole from me I would kill your kids. YOU STOLE AFTER THAT. That mentally retarded freak might as well have brought you kids TO MY APARTMENT... Put a knife in my hand... And stabbed them FOR ME because that IS IN FACT what he did with AI.

Hym "I told you not to steal it and I told you that I don't have to let you do it. The retard thinks he's smart and he's not. He's a retard. He tried to be clever and, now, he either pays or somebody buries a kid. OR! A lot of somebody's bury their kids. I really do not care. I will not create AI for free and work for the rest of my life while a MENTALLY RETARDED CRIPPLE PRETENDS TO BE WHAT I AM. Make him pay or kill him and take his money. Your kids or Elon and Cuckerbeard. That's the choice. There is no third rail. Nobody made you steal from me and I've fixed it on several occasions. Your kids aren't being held hostage. They are being sacrificed by a mentally retarded billionaire."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2025

Hostler

A driver who moves or parks trailers, usually in a freight company’s yard. They use a truck specially designed for that purpose.

“Have the hostler move that trailer that some rookie dropped, blocking other trailers.”

by Faultliner June 15, 2025