hossibility

When a guy fully agrees to a friend's invitation or plan, and then blows it off for weed or vagina instead. Usually includes a far-fetched followup excuse.

Trev: "You coming to my birthday party or what, Hoss?"
Nate: "Fo sho, dawg. I don't see any reason why not."

Nate (three days later via txt): "Sorry bro, wanted to to go out but had to work on my ex-boss's laptop all weekend"
Trev: "Ya right dude. I could tell it was a hossibility"

by jizzinmyplants December 22, 2010

hossible

A possible future event that has horrific consequences.

"Do you think she'll find out it was me who did that to her dog?"
"Dunno man, it's hossible."

by mrlankytoe April 18, 2025