Joe Goldberg

Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes

The show currently has four seasons

Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.

Oh did you hear about the show "you"? Joe Goldberg is the literal worst to ever exist!

Joe Goldberg by HantaSerotonin June 10, 2024

Vermont Golden Shower 

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

Vermont Golden Shower by LG633 July 21, 2024

The Golden Turkey 

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.

Bro I completed the Golden Turkey last night.

The Golden Turkey by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

The golden age of America 

Donald Trump's presidency according to Donald Trump.

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025

The golden age of America by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

Inverted Golden Giraffe by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025

CU Golden Knight 

An activity occuring at a campus in Potsdam where a man and his friends all piss on another one of their friends, all night.

Jerry: hey, i’m pretty bored. what do you wanna do?
darren: let’s give brian a CU golden knight tonight!

CU Golden Knight by Bigjugs223 March 26, 2025

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

Max Goldberg's Legs by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025