E.T.S. 

E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.

According to what she told me about Gary, he E.T.S.

E.T.S. by Tugboats June 1, 2006

e-grounds

A website where many gather to exchange lewd and crude jokes, pornography, and milk Big H's prostate. The forums are full of strange, uninhibited people who are perfectly content to run about like ninnies and actually enjoy themselves.

e-grounds is the scum of the internet. Every piece of shit ends up here. There's no sense of morality or respect, only buttsekz and bisexual francophones.

e-grounds by Child.Molester January 4, 2007

e-search 

Doing legitimate research online for online masters degree and PhDs

I spent 8 hours doing e-search in the Valley of the Shadow today and boy am I tired of Jedediah Hotchkiss

e-search by Toadvine January 30, 2007

e-water 

Electronic water: contains crystals that boost energy fields with left-spinning electrons that enhance the brain's function.

e-water is purported as the latest fad in a long line of bullshit.

e-water by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

E/O/T 

End - of - thread (or topic). An acronym used on message boards.

"Once that noob started posting Caturday macros, I pretty much new that it was E/O/T."

E/O/T by Suu Kao July 10, 2007

e-monic possession 

electronic demonic possession

as e-mail or email is electronic mail

Dude1: Hey guys
Dude2: BLARARUUUGGHGHGGHGHG KILL THE GOATS DRINK THEIR BLOOD
Dude1: omg e-monic possession
Dude3: Hey yeah I read about that in Time

e-monic possession by The Real Hans Gruber December 25, 2007

e-job 

an electronic blow job given online. They generally occur over voip programs, such as ventrilo, in a passworded channel. Many women use e-jobs in addition to other attention grabbing tactics to gain control and power within a guild or other sort of gaming community.

I hear that Chocolatbear gives the BEST e-jobs!

e-job by Chocolatbear June 13, 2008