bake some muffins 

To smoke pot and get high. Occasionally used as code among teen friends and peers.

Pot head 1: Hey, lets meet later at my place and bake some muffins.

Pot head 2: Okay, I'll see you later.

bake some muffins by Pot head 1 October 8, 2011

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

Banana PINGAS Muffins by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

fudge my muffins 

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

fudge my muffins by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

ace_the_muffinhead 

Ace_the_muffinhead is a trans TikTok creator. He posts about the DreamSMP and shares clips of messages with their friends.

Did you watch ace_the_muffinhead's Livestream?

ace_the_muffinhead by User18369173782920 July 25, 2021

mr. muffins 

Mr. Muffins is a cute and funny nickname for your partners genitals.

I wanna go down on Mr. Muffinstonight

mr. muffins by Johnmccarthy November 7, 2017

Muffon

when someone has said or done something silly but you cant fully insult them, simply for doing something cute.

someone : *pushes pull door* nyahhhh!
other person : you muffon

Muffon by cindchoo February 13, 2010

MuffnCake 

THE MOST AMAZING DESSERT EVER!!! It is half muffin, half cupcake, half muff. Derived from muff, female seamen and another term for vagina. It is made from the muffin top, cupcake bottom, and muff center (muff is the best part). In case you do not have that good muff harvest, marshmallows will substitute. Apon eating a MuffnCake, one might announce, "Oh man I MUFFED!"

These MuffnCakes originated from the secret society of Muff. Do not ask to join, ITS A SECRET! Although, it is lead by the Muffmasters: MMS MMS MMF MMM MMK MMR

Warning: MuffnCakes do cause mufftastic reactions and vary per person.

Note: Best time to harvest muff is winter. Don't ask why, trust me you do not want to know.

That was a mufftastic MuffnCake!

MuffnCake by Master Muff December 4, 2010