MuffnCake 

THE MOST AMAZING DESSERT EVER!!! It is half muffin, half cupcake, half muff. Derived from muff, female seamen and another term for vagina. It is made from the muffin top, cupcake bottom, and muff center (muff is the best part). In case you do not have that good muff harvest, marshmallows will substitute. Apon eating a MuffnCake, one might announce, "Oh man I MUFFED!"

These MuffnCakes originated from the secret society of Muff. Do not ask to join, ITS A SECRET! Although, it is lead by the Muffmasters: MMS MMS MMF MMM MMK MMR

Warning: MuffnCakes do cause mufftastic reactions and vary per person.

Note: Best time to harvest muff is winter. Don't ask why, trust me you do not want to know.

That was a mufftastic MuffnCake!

MuffnCake by Master Muff December 4, 2010

muffocate 

v. - to suffocate with muff, often resulting in death

Dude, I was going down on her and I nearly muffocated.

muffocate by Muffkin August 17, 2009

muffocated 

when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.

If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.

csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.

csi guy #2- do we know what happened?

csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.

csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.

muffocated by eddy baby July 26, 2006

Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.

Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!

Mufficated by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009

Muffucker 

Muffucker is the afronym of the English word "Person"

I hate dat muffucker!

Muffucker by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

Muffcake

A very plump vagina.

Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?

Muffcake by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

Muffcake

A delicious type of food that is both a muffin and cake

I'm going to eat my muffin and cake hear take this, this is easier. HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MUFFCAKE!!!

Muffcake by Bojo man May 28, 2015