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the new facebook chat

the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy
just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat

all up in my facebook 

When someone likes every status, post and anything you do on fb within 2 minutes of you doing it. They also initiate chat every time you log in. These people may make you not want to post things or be online, because you know they will not leave you alone.

This can be good, in the case of crushes or romantic interests; but can be freaking annoying by others.
Jane: " I think Alberto likes me.."
Denise: "Why do you think so?"
Jane: "He's been all up in my facebook lately."

OR
Pedro: "Man, Kevin is always all up in my facebook, it's so annoying."
Pablo: "Yea, he is online 24/7"
all up in my facebook by drsj June 17, 2012

Ignored For Facebook

When you're texting someone and they don't reply for hours but they're constantly on Facebook updating their statuses, posting pics, etc
I texted my girlfriend this morning and she hasn't replied back, but she's been updating her FB status all day. I'm being ignored for Facebook

Infiltrating the Facebook mom group 

when you defeat all other bullies and become the king bully.
Tyler: Damien finally infiltrated the Facebook mom group
Ben: what does that mean
Tyler: infiltrating the Facebook mom group is when you defeat all other bullies and become the king bully
Ben: oh, I see

FRT (Facebook Response Time) 

The amount of time it takes one person to response on Facebook.
Hey Jane, that guy John you saw last night, has an incredibly fast FRT (Facebook Response Time) to you're posts.

Deja Facebook

When you look at someone and realize you just saw them wearing exactly what they're wearing in the exact same place in a picture on facebook that you either saw recently or just was looking at. Similar to Deja Vu
"Whoa Tyler I was just looking at a picture of you wearing that Kazaam shirt! Deja Facebook!"
Deja Facebook by Alaskan_dude February 28, 2009