ass smouchie 

placeing ur bare ass on a persons face while they sleep-MC

Dakota gave Ben an ass smouchie last nite

ass smouchie by scruffy mc brown brown July 28, 2009

ass minor

the lower cheak that peeks out from under the wearers shorts, bathing suit, and or underwear.

she looks hot in that bathing suit but whats up with the ass minor hanging out the bottom

ass minor by twistednick December 25, 2009

ass cattle 

an excruciating poop that generates loads of noise.

holy hell!!! you must be ranching ass cattle because i can hear your BUTTHOLE Moo-ing

ass cattle by hairy rumps June 3, 2010

Ass-Litter 

The particles of hair, lint, and shit left on the back of a toilet seat in a public washroom by a dirty ass.

I went into the airport bathroom and the seat was covered with ass-litter.

Ass-Litter by Étienne Roux September 26, 2010

Ass-splashin 

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.

Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.

Ass-splashin by bauhauser December 3, 2010

ass frosting 

Doing a line of coke off a hooker's ass.

Damn, man, for only $30 bucks I could get a little ass frosting from her.

ass frosting by biocat89 December 14, 2010

Ass loader 

When in desperate need of Sodimization, a light bulb is inserted in the anus to give the user a "Special" feeling.

Austin- Jared i Heard your an Ass loader

Jared- Shut up or ill fuck you up!

Austin- No Thank you

Ass loader by BongMarley January 6, 2011