Salted pretzel 

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

Salted pretzel by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Salted Nut Roll 

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

Salted Nut Roll by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

salt week by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018

Salt Boy 

The opposite of a "Sugar Daddy". Lonely men who will pay women to spend time with them.

Girl: I told this boy I wasn't interested in dating him, but he still wants to take me to a movie. He said he'll pay for my ticket and buy me dinner too...

Girl's friend: Wow, what a salt boy.

Salt Boy by cubialpha September 16, 2018

Salt Coating 

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

Salt Coating by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

salt

a suspicious white substance in a shaker that everyone seems to put on their food like :o

Bob: pass the salt
do do do do

ILLUMINATE

salt by the girl on this screen March 31, 2019

salt the wound 

put some spit on it, stop being a pussy/bitching about the situation instead of growing the fuck up

yo! she's fuckin gone! salt the wound and snag another beaver!

bro, salt the wound and find a better paying job!

salt(ing) the wound is what builds character!

salt the wound by rhyma480 April 14, 2019