Black Jesus

(n) - a level of awesomeness and humorous superiority , known by lots of people and , known for a special characteristic that you do most of the time. this is achieved through years of mental development and just being down right awesome.

- the words of choice are as followed:
ezpz
lol / lmao / rofl
cool story bro / riveting tale chat / etc.

- must know how to dance
( break dancing , pop locking , etc. )

- types emoticons after every sentence

- is overly obnoxious to a point it can even be considered ''annoying'',but your still loved regardless.

- your swag is on point like a pencil , nuff' said.

Black Jesus you're so awesome

Hey you know that kid Black Jesus? I heard he can breakdance.

O Shit Black Jesus Your so fucking awesome.

Which someone could teach me how to be Black Jesus

by GrayNinja93 November 9, 2010

black jesus

Something too good to be true

See through clothing

by Skelletor September 3, 2005

Just Jesus January

For the whole month of January, you can't cuss

Friend: Bro I just got this b*tch to give me head
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*

by 69eater420 November 7, 2019

Black Jesus

A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.

We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.

by The Realness 408 January 24, 2009

By-the-Jesus

'You betcha', yes, as if in a state of amazement - term used by a dieing breed of hard core, no nonsense north eastern men and women. (less urban, more rural...)

...just 1 day after getting out 'da hospital for the treatments, and by-the-Jesus, if she didn't take off crosslots to go see her her sap was on...

by madravenpix January 1, 2009

Atheists for Jesus

An stupid organisation that encourages it's believers to believe that Jesus was a good teacher but that is all.
It encorages them to reject the idea that Jesus was the Messisah.

Jasper would be the first person to sign up for Atheists for Jesus

by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

come to jesus

When a person masturbates in front of a picture of jesus.

"Where'd Billy go?"
"I just saw him walking into the bathroom with a joho book, guess he's gonna come to jesus."

by Postal_in_Ontario December 19, 2008