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black jesus 

The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.
"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"
black jesus by s(^.~)z July 16, 2008

global jesus 

A god created by Jared Hodgkins.
"Hey look man, it's Global Jesus!"
global jesus by Jeff Frost January 22, 2004

Black Jesus 

(n) - a level of awesomeness and humorous superiority , known by lots of people and , known for a special characteristic that you do most of the time. this is achieved through years of mental development and just being down right awesome.

- the words of choice are as followed:
ezpz
lol / lmao / rofl
cool story bro / riveting tale chat / etc.

- must know how to dance
( break dancing , pop locking , etc. )

- types emoticons after every sentence

- is overly obnoxious to a point it can even be considered ''annoying'',but your still loved regardless.

- your swag is on point like a pencil , nuff' said.
Black Jesus you're so awesome

Hey you know that kid Black Jesus? I heard he can breakdance.

O Shit Black Jesus Your so fucking awesome.

Which someone could teach me how to be Black Jesus
Black Jesus by GrayNinja93 November 9, 2010

black jesus 

black jesus by Skelletor September 3, 2005

Just Jesus January 

For the whole month of January, you can't cuss
Friend: Bro I just got this b*tch to give me head
Friend #2: Dude it's Just Jesus January, you can't do that
*slaps his head*
Just Jesus January by 69eater420 November 7, 2019

Black Jesus 

A cross joint that has two joints on the sides, and a Newport at the tip.
We can roll a cross joint, or we can put a Newport on the tip and make a Black Jesus.
Black Jesus by The Realness 408 January 24, 2009