bricked my box

After really bad sex, you swear you'll never have it again.

The sex with Ed was so bad, I think he bricked my box.

by KUJ December 23, 2014

Jack in the Box Boyfriend

One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment

Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!

by Trent McFarlane January 12, 2013

Different box of frogs

When 2 things are so completely different

Coke in a can and coke in a bottle is a completely different box of frogs

by Big dick tye December 22, 2019

PanDOORa's Box Syndrome

The rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it's just ALMOST closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.

I get PanDOORa's Box Syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and "closes my door", and I have to take a break from wanking to ensure maximum security.

by Totally O' Riginal January 23, 2011

Bitch box

Any female bathroom in a public setting.
Could be pub/club , restaraunt etc.
Traditionally known as a place females go to bitch about things.

My girlfriends just gone to the Bitch Box , she'll be back in a minute.

by Cameo August 12, 2004

cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011

box like a fish

"to box like a fish" is phrase typically used in the gaming genre meaning to trap and eliminate.

bruh ur boxed like a fish, get trapped, ur free, literal dog water, like a fish in a barrel, oh nemo's in the box, ur earnings are trash, free'er than a cosco sample.

box like a fish means: to trap or cage in full incentive of killing

by RinsableLlama86 February 21, 2021