Jack in the Box Boyfriend

One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment

Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!

by Trent McFarlane January 12, 2013

Big Box Syndrome

A type of psychological affliction that causes a person to only be able to over-shop at “Big Box” stores where anything under the Sun can be purchased which fuels the compulsive hoarding difficulties the person already struggles with.

I have a close relative who is suffering with Big Box Syndrome and it is a fine disorder indeed when another person has it and you are the lucky recipient of their generosity emanating from their pathetic and uncontrollable overspending!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

PanDOORa's Box Syndrome

The rage and profanity you let out of your mouth when someone exits your room and closes your door to the point where it's just ALMOST closed, but it ends up staying open a crack.

I get PanDOORa's Box Syndrome when just after my mom gets in my room and "closes my door", and I have to take a break from wanking to ensure maximum security.

by Totally O' Riginal January 24, 2011

Bitch box

Any female bathroom in a public setting.
Could be pub/club , restaraunt etc.
Traditionally known as a place females go to bitch about things.

My girlfriends just gone to the Bitch Box , she'll be back in a minute.

by Cameo August 12, 2004

cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

box like a fish

"to box like a fish" is phrase typically used in the gaming genre meaning to trap and eliminate.

bruh ur boxed like a fish, get trapped, ur free, literal dog water, like a fish in a barrel, oh nemo's in the box, ur earnings are trash, free'er than a cosco sample.

box like a fish means: to trap or cage in full incentive of killing

by RinsableLlama86 February 21, 2021

White Box Pizza

A white box pizza is a pizza with a very common taste with other pizza places with white pizza boxes. Alot of pizza places that have white boxes taste very similar to other pizza places with white boxes. This doesn't mean the pizza is bad, it just means that they taste generic. White Box Pizza places are usually locally owned.

Normal Pizza- Little Ceasars, Dominos, etc.
White Box Pizza- Local Pizza Places (Guiseppe's Pizza)

"Hey Tony, have you tried that new pizza place in town?"
"Yeah, it just tastes like a white box pizza."

by DeltaEnergy October 31, 2018