bonsai Facebook

Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.

"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."

bonsai Facebook by R.M. Remlinger March 24, 2010

The Facebook Stalk 

A sneaky way to see booby pics via the Facebook.

Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.

The Facebook Stalk by ownthesky April 24, 2010

Reverse Facebook Block 

The Reverse Facebook Block (RFBB) is when a FB friend, at your request, blocks you.

The RFBB is the ICBM of online disassociation options; more severe than the HIDE, the traditional BLOCK, and the frequently used UNFRIEND features. The Achilles Heel of the traditional block is that you, as the blocker, are at liberty to unblock the former friend in question at your discretion. The RFBB solves this problem by putting the tempting unblock ability firmly in the ex-friend's hands.

Since its introduction in 2013 by the Smooth Reentry blog, use of the RFBB technique has increased dramatically. Experts are unsure if increased utilization is due to its effectiveness at disassociation, or because it falsely legitimizes contact from Stage 5 Clingersone last time. Again.

Jill: I cry every time I see a picture of David on FB.

June: I thought you unfriended him.

Jill: I did, but I always unblock him when I've been drinking.

June: Girl! Quit cyberstalking and Reverse Facebook Block that boy!

Reverse Facebook Block by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013

angry facebook find 

When you find somebody on Facebook for the sole purpose of yelling at them via Messenger

Fair warning, my friend is about angry Facebook find you.

angry facebook find by Mel/Becca October 6, 2015

two-facebook bitch

A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.

Melissa has two Facebook accounts, she's a two faced two-facebook bitch.

two-facebook bitch by MKUltr4 October 7, 2017

FBU (Facebook University) Graduate 

FBU Graduate: primarily educated by reading other's Facebook posts.

Any person (especially millennials) that consistently assert there opinions and points of view based primarily on what they read on Facebook. (or any other type of social media)

Hey, have you ever had a conversation with that asshat Bill?

No, why?

Don't bother. He is clearly an FBU (Facebook University) Graduate.

FBU (Facebook University) Graduate by Hammr11 November 28, 2017

Walking-facebook 

A person who lies about their life , a person that puts on a persona ,brags about their whereabouts and their life and their accomplishments too be come likable to society.

Don't believe him, either walking-Facebook .

Walking-facebook by Honey3d40 March 2, 2019