1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.
Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"
by loffdawg November 5, 2013
Get the pants schnozmug. The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.
by Pete442 June 11, 2018
Get the Waterproof pantsmug. Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?
by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010
Get the internet pantsmug. by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019
Get the Pantmug. 123456789XD
by ello mother fucka May 5, 2021
Get the POOPY PANTSmug. by Slut McGee May 19, 2006
Get the whore-pantsmug. by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023
Get the Pantsmug.