pant

A single trouser leg only, tied around the upper thigh with a piece of string, allowing cock and balls to dangle free.
My wife left me because of my insistence on wearing a gold lamé pant to her work functions.
by twiddles888 March 31, 2021
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pants

His pants are so saggy they don't even functions.
by litmahdude June 29, 2017
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Pants

Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.
I have pants to cover my bollocks
by NameManWhoMakesNames March 31, 2018
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Nut Choker Pants

Guy's pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those nut choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.

Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those nut choker pants.

Nate's girlfriend finally went Lorena Bobbittn his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for nut choker pants.
by Ice86 November 30, 2022
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you can't unpee your pants

Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
by idiommaster October 16, 2023
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pant shit

when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves
"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"
by killagamer69 June 06, 2021
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pants in the pond

When sum1 is dead scared
Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry

Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond
by Cracked egg in aberdale July 31, 2023
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