East Jesus China 

Same as word BFE...

Damn Nigga, you fuckin' live in East Jesus China

East Jesus China by Dyno Dave January 16, 2003

screaming jesus 

a shot that consists of bacardi 151 along with Tabasco sauce and pepper.
This drink will hit ur stomach make you puke, bunn ur inside..and make you scream for Jesus (Help)!!!

to end ur night quick..drink a screaming Jesus!!

screaming jesus by +E-Man January 12, 2008

baby jesus tears 

A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.

When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.

Q: Shots?

A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.

baby jesus tears by rump a dump dump I'm drunk May 11, 2011

gays for Jesus

people who haven't read the Bible

We're gays for Jesus
What about Sodom and Gamorrah
What's that

gays for Jesus by Bob Savage December 14, 2008

the jesus

Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

the jesus by arjaywheeler December 8, 2007

come to jesus 

Command usually shouted from the pulpit at an evangelical Christian revival.

"Those who are sinners and want to be saved, Come to Jesus! He will save you, just Come to Jesus!"

come to jesus by Alexandra July 29, 2004

balls of jesus 

The Best Balls in the Land.

did you see Jesus's balls when he was nailed to the cross. man oh man they look tasty. Like the Balls of Jesus.

balls of jesus by Suck Meoff August 19, 2006