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A.P.S. Awesome Personality Syndrome

When you suffer from A.P.S. you are an innocent soul, free of sin and constantly invited to parties. Friends and family make appointments weeks in advance for you to grace them with your presence.
(1) Do you want to hang out some time? - Sure! How about in a fortnight? You know how it is, A.P.S. and all that.
(2) Do you ever feel guilty? - No, I suffer from A.P.S. Awesome Personality Syndrome
by Jamie Gollerado-Bubba June 1, 2018
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Persenility

Contraction of Personality and Senile

When one’s persona becomes riddled with the humorous condition usually associated with old age. When a charismatic or humorous individual enters into the mindset of frequently mistaking the real, the unreal and the surreal at random.
Just because you suffer from persenility, don't feel obliged to infect me with it.

I was suffering from persenility after being harasseled all day.
by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007
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parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym.
Example 1: USB is an acronym for "Universal Serial Bus." Bus is an acronym for "Bidirectional universal switch." Bus is a parsonym of USB. (Computer and Information Science)

Example 2: THIS is an acronym for "Tanzania HIV Indicator Survey." HIV is an acronym for "Human Immunodeficiency Virus." HIV is a parsonym of THIS. (Science and Medicine)

Example 3: TAPS is an acronym for "TERCOM Aircraft Positioning System." TERCOM is an acronym for "Terrain Comparison." TERCOM is a parsonym of TAPS. (Military and Government)

"Yeah, and then he says to me, 'Did you notice that "Bus" is a parsonym of USB?'" "Like I give a f***." "What a flake."
by dreadsocks December 17, 2007
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Perlonged

People's mispelling and misuse of the word prolonged.
Jason Varitek's perlonged slumped.
by smaht212 August 19, 2008
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perstona

A personality that is common for stoners.
Guy: Mikey looks like he don't give a fuck
Girl: That's because he doesn't. He's baked right now.
Guy: I knew he toked! He's got a total perstona!
by biiiaaatttchhhhh May 22, 2013
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Persnuckle

To laugh in such a way that it defines all things in the universe, inevitably killing everything that exists in a brutal manner, as if putting small children into a blender.
God dammit Wilfred! You are going to make me persnuckle!
by verisimilitude. January 23, 2014
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persnicketous

Persnicketous is the noun form of the adjective persnickety. Essentially, it describes all of the small details to which people, particularly those with OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) attend. The noun has the same form for both singular and plural uses.
"OMG my friend Jessica was working doing her AP Chem practice problems, and still wrote out all of the units and everything! The teacher is not even going to check it!"

"Dang, she must love to focus on the persnicketous."
by mataxu March 5, 2014
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