Turtling

Turtling is when a man/animal walks around with its cock out whilst smiling at you

My neighbour was turtling in his garden.

by Weeniebud279 May 15, 2022

Turgle

(verb) to turgle. When the throat makes a weird gurgling noise, typically after drinking something but occasionally unprompted.

"WHO TURGLED?!"
"It's okay, everybody turgles."

by silverdracolich May 24, 2022

Turdleing

When you have to take a dump and crap is sticking out of your butt like a turtle's head from a shell.

See also: penciling.

Is there a porta potty? I don't care it's disgusting, I'm turdleing here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022

Turdle

Wordle done on the porcelain throne.

My constipation ended up helping me do Turdle in three guesses today—in hard mode, obviously.

by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022

Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022

turtecide

when a turtle commits massive arson that commits suicide.

friend: shit man..my turtle looks sad.
me: omg we should take it to the doctors to get evaluated.
friend: why?
me: i don’t want him to be another victim of turtecide..

by ballzasf September 2, 2022

Turtling

When Meghan Markle tries to hide how horrible her personality is by pretending it’s everyone else around her and she’s so likeable

I shoved an old lady and I started Turtling to avoid the repercussions

by QCerone December 9, 2022