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To take the torches and the pitchforks

Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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Chinese Takeout 

It is when you meet a hot asain girl with big double ds that are round and have a nice shape to them and she also has a curvy not fat but not skinny body. And when you see here you see what you want and like ordering food take her out on a date and fuck here tiny pussy till the both wets her
Person1: bro look at that fucking hot ass asian girl
Person2: damn bro she got some ass and booty and she blonde with a tan.

Person1: im gonna have a chinese takeout you know what im saying
Chinese Takeout by Aboychap August 14, 2018

2 take tony

Meaning you nail it in 2 takes
Lil white mama: I want to video that! Can we? It was so funny!

Brotha: Fo sho.

Lil White Mama: Wow, you nailed it!

Brotha: Just call me 2 take Tony
2 take tony by Brothaontheinside September 4, 2018

snowflake take 

How much the snow takes to the ground.
The snowflake take was quite strong. 12 inches that stuck.
snowflake take by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

fake take 

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.
Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.
fake take by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

I take debit 

The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.
Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit

Selby Take 

A definition of this is Jack Selby. Jack Selby is the definition of Sellout because, when a person goes up with a contested layup and says they “pump faked” you know the took a Selby take.
Man that guy took such a Selby take. What a sellout.
Selby Take by Kotravo7164 January 22, 2019