Fruit and Nut

The Fruit and Nut is one of two symptoms of the materialistic 21st Century world in which we find ourselves:

1) The first is Cadbury's Fruit and Nut, a delicious chocolate bar beloved the world around for its high quality but never stingy helping of raisins and peanuts, sure to cure any ails modern life can throw at you.

2) The second is a crude sex act, believed to have originated in South Wales. The act requires very specific conditions for it to count: it is initiated at first by a devil's three way (a threesome where two men double penetrate a woman) during a time when the lady is on her period and simultaneously defecating herself. After a while the men pull out, the woman flips around and the men enter in again.

When the men have received both the 'fruit' and the 'nut' the act is complete and all 3 participants are free to try and resume their normal lives.

Guy 1: "Dude! We should totally give Sandy the Fruit and Nut tonight!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, just make sure our balls don't touch!"

by ollie the magic hobo October 21, 2010

nut-cum

nut-cum is the tasty, ivory colored, slippery, sticky juice that a guy spurts out his dick when he has an orgasm.

Every time I jack off, I'm amazed at the amount of nut-cum that shoots out of my cock!

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

nut sack

a bloke's nuts, including the skin and any other bits 'n' bobs that attach them to your dick

Bloody 'ell, talk about freezing, my nut sack's colder 'n' a brass monkey's balls!

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

baby nuts

when someone has a high squeaky or homosexual voice, they have baby nuts.

sen dogg you cant rap from the guts
and b-real soundin' like he got baby nuts

by o'shea April 8, 2003

fuck nut

The character symbol ¬.

What does that fuck nut character look like? Oh yeah, a sideways upside down L.

by Store December 28, 2007

Beach Nuts

What happens to guys after too many hours of fun in the sun.

I went for the frisbee, fell, and ended up with a vicious case of beach nuts.

by MikeH March 23, 2004

Nut Juice

During anal, the man pulls out and grabs a cup in which he ejaculates into, blends it up. This can be mixed with fruits or veggies and such and once all added the woman drinks it and the business of the two parties proceed

"Hey me and ReQuan got pretty freaky last night" "Oh yeah did she get some good healthy Nut Juice?"

by SweetDreamsComeFromDankMemes March 15, 2017