nut-cum

nut-cum is the tasty, ivory colored, slippery, sticky juice that a guy spurts out his dick when he has an orgasm.

Every time I jack off, I'm amazed at the amount of nut-cum that shoots out of my cock!

nut-cum by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

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Butter-nut-cum

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.

Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*

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A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

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A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.

Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

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Instead of saying ‘hey pookie,’ you could use ‘hey, my lil’ cum nut.’

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derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit

you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?

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when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

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