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knob eyes 

A phrase usually used in the North of England to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use retarded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and cocky by those in close proximity.

Does not require the recipient to actually have knobs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term "knobhead", or "dickhead".

Can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.
Example 1:
Dave: "I think that drunk bitch is hot".
Kim: "Dave, stop being such a knob eyes".

Example 2:
"What are you looking at knob eyes?"

Example 3:
"Come on knob eyes, lets play pool".
knob eyes by jonesybob November 1, 2009
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Philadelphia Eyeglasses 

When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.
This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.
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When a person looks at you with a flirtatious or sexy look, this expression may have come from the Caribbean
Hey Kev, that girl is giving you the sweet eye.
sweet eye by aerobic17 November 20, 2010
The act of throwing boiling hot water in someones face
1. She was peeking into my kitchen window so I hot eye'd her

2. I always keep a pot of water boiling on the stove in case I need to hot eye a door to door salesman
hot eye by orthonovum September 12, 2011

googley eyes 

EYES THAT WOBBLE. DEY GO *WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE SLIIIDE SLIIIDE*
wobble slide googley eyes SLIIIIIIDE
When a woman have a boyfriend or a husband they are with and they are checking out another man being flirtatious with their eyes. Sneaking a chance to look behind his back when he is not looking at her.
Look at her walking with her man giving me the hoe eye, she should be ashamed of herself
Hoe Eye by Nocturnal2789 April 16, 2015

green eyed goddess 

A jealous or envious beautiful woman. (Green with envy).
We are just friends....you're quite the green eyed goddess.