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Peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!
My dad just gave his shim a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Monkey Butter 

The creamy sludge which gathers under the foreskin of the penis.
Ugh! You really need to clean up that Monkey Butter under your foreskin, Captain Schmegma!
Monkey Butter by Nickorette November 20, 2007

coco butter 

The residue that oozes from a black girl's vagina after you have sex with her. Lube, vaginal fluid, etc.
Lucky I used a condom, or my dick woulda been covered with coco butter.
coco butter by slickbillie August 16, 2009

peanut butter 

Something you say when you don't know the answer to a question.
Whats 2x2 Joe? Peanut Butter?
peanut butter by assjugs July 1, 2008

Hot Butter

To be above average, enjoyable or to add to something that is already awesome.

It comes from when you get pop corn at the cinema and then you ask for some hot butter on it to make it even better then it already is.
Hip Kid #1: Did you play that new popular game yet?

Hip Kid #2: Indeed I did, it was hot butter!
Hot Butter by Moonman December 21, 2004

monkey butter 

1) A solid butter representation in the form of a hairy monkey, often mistaken for the butter used by monkeys and apes. That is of course untrue.

2) The name of the theory that monkeys are able to spread butter on toast, or blueberry muffins, or other things. This is a theory that dates back to the early 2000s, prior to the Stephen Colbert Monkey Butter Incident of 2006, which came as a shock to the theorists.

3) Out of the incident came a new definition of monkey butter, meaning "outrageous" or "no way" or "impossible."
"I had some monkey butter on my bagel this morning for brunch."

"The philosophers thought long into the night about the concept of monkey butter."

"What? Stephen Colbert said monkey butter? MONKEY BUTTER!"
monkey butter by Clamanity July 18, 2007