Whiteboy Josh

The Rizzler

Yo whiteboy Josh that guy up

by Cybertruck September 2, 2025

Dirty Josh

When you get a hamburger from Harvey’s and remove the buns and jerk your dick off with them and shove the patty up your ass

I saw Josh last night giving himself a dirty Josh in the bathroom

by Jorkin&porkin December 15, 2025

The Joshher method

its where you cut a tiny slit in the dick and you violently cum in it untill the skin degloves from the dick and you pour honey and salt and rub it in the flesh and dip it into mountin dew

my friend was acting up so i used the joshher method on them and they calmed down

by joshher method December 16, 2025

Run Josh Run!

The cheer heard round the world after the cowardly Josh Hawley was seen evading the January 6 insurrectionists attacking the Capitol. This is the insurrection Josh encouraged.

Run Josh Run! could be heard echoing from the walls of Congress as he cowardly evaded the insurrection he helped ignite.

by LaughingAloud December 30, 2025

pullin a Josh

When a person is indecisive about doing anything. They change their mind constantly about everything, yet each time think they know exactly what they want. An even worse case is when they spend money on an object they want, no longer like it, sell the object, then realize they liked it after all and purchase it again.

Jamie: "I think I'm gonna sell my headphones I just got and buy another pair. This pair is definitely the best kind and what I want."

Jason: "Looks like you're pullin a Josh."

Jamie: "NO! These are definitely what I want now."

by Smart one 67 August 9, 2012

Pull a Josh

A failed attempt at seducing or impressing someone or embarassing oneself while trying to seduce or impress someone. Trying to be smooth and failing.

Sitting on the arm of a couch to put an arm around a girl but then falling off the couch.

You Pull a Josh a by trying to show off your basketball skills but falling on your face.

by atomicmonkey1122 December 7, 2013

Pull a josh

Closing out your bar tab and then ordering another drink.

I was going to leave this bar, but i decided i would pull a josh.

by Etrade August 17, 2017